All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.

Brr, it’s cold in here, there must be some boobies in the atmosphere! It’s almost Christmas folks, so let’s dig our Claus into some famous frozen ta-tas!

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

Dress the snowman up with whatever clothes are available and then watch him dance!

Throughout life awkward things are bound to happen to you. These are some of the awkward things that will happen if you have absolutely zero luck.

Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!

She could be our next Vice President and if she is... DEATH TO ALL MOOSE -- including Bullwinkle!

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

At first you may think this is idiotic, but I guarantee when it ends you will watch it again! Yeah, it's that stupid.

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition A & K makes fun of yo momma.