Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

Soon, from the minds at LiquidGeneration, our first iPhone game...Fat Kid Ninja!!! It's Here...http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

See who picks up Pee-wee Herman in their truck during a scary Halloween night! Hint: It’s a leprechaun!

It’s time to Bob for Apples! But watch out, you don’t want to accidentally munch on something sharp!

Robots can do a lot of things, but there is one thing they can’t do – act! Watch as these robotic thespians try to struggle through a scene from Goodfellas.

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

Here's leaked footage of the upcoming Watchmen video game. It's dong-tacular!

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

It's time to torture Peter Griffin from Family Guy! You can hump his chin later!

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.