The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

LG’s resident sexologist is back with some barbequing advice for the summer! If you’re firing up the grill this weekend, you might want hear what The Spanish Fly has to say about the Great American Barbeque.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

American Idol's David Archuleta giggles like the most adorable child/bitch ever.

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

Watch Saddam Hussein sing a jihadist version Outkast's "Hey Yeah."

Coming this Fall: See what happens when celebrities…sing?

There’s a certain cell phone company that starts with a “V” and ends with an “N” – they have the most annoying spokesperson ever!!!

Buy an Asian girl from TV's Matthew Lesko. He's sweet.

Your favorite drunken leprechaun scored an interview with the cast of Jackass Number Two! Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pointus, Jeff Tremaine – the whole crew (okay, four of them)! Watch the interview, then go see the movie on September 22!