Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Henry is a monkey who sits in a cage all day and browses the internet. This week Henry stumbles across one of the most interesting species of internet being: The YouTube Whore.

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

He's not exactly saving the world...he's just being Sky Bender. And he's awesome. From our friends at Flabber.nl.

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

See a pair of beautiful celebrity boobs and guess who they belong to.

Kill Bill was good, but not great. You know why? Mr. Tarantino didn’t have the foresight of mixing the kung fu story with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. We did.

When you go outside, set fire to your neighborhood and steal some candy. But first you need to buy a costume! Why not go costume shopping with The Angry Leprechaun?

The Angry Leprechaun regales us with a traditional (?!) Irish limerick. Of course, it’s not tradition, just really dirty.