In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

Here’s a little talk show about a movie that everybody says, “Sucked.” Was it really that bad? Your host Sak Stevens interviews Keanu Reeves to find out.

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.

Send your loved one (or ex) a very special greeting today. This e-card is brought to you by Norbit, opening in theaters everywhere February 9th.