Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

LG’s resident sexologist is back with some barbequing advice for the summer! If you’re firing up the grill this weekend, you might want hear what The Spanish Fly has to say about the Great American Barbeque.

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

"Oh, Yeah", we think these would have made great Kool-Aid ads.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

Throughout life awkward things are bound to happen to you. These are some of the awkward things that will happen if you have absolutely zero luck.

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

Bigfoot has joined the Canadian Olympic team and competes in the weightlifting competition! Things go poorly.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently had twins, making them officially the new Brady Bunch. Check out their new theme song!

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

These elves have been nice all year long, and now they're ready to get wild! Brought to you by PlayStation.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!