Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

The Angry Leprechaun sings us a quaint little ditty from his homeland. Make sure your mom doesn’t hear this one.

You better eat your cereal in the morning, or your ass will turn wack.

Kill Bill was good, but not great. You know why? Mr. Tarantino didn’t have the foresight of mixing the kung fu story with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. We did.