We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.

Robots can do a lot of things, but there is one thing they can’t do – act! Watch as these robotic thespians try to struggle through a scene from Goodfellas.

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

"Oh, Yeah", we think these would have made great Kool-Aid ads.

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

When Obama and Hillary aren't fighting, they're totally making up...in their own way.

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!