Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

Gets what it deserves.

Let them devour the youngest first.

The inevitable autotune remix.

Without getting wet.

Let the conspiracy theories begin.

This guy's got them!

Let's hear it for Honda.

Gets a meal.

Awesome!!!!

Let's find out what happens.

Not to advocate violence, but he got what he deserved.

Wont let anything stop his cheering.

Now he's got a bat.

Gets stood up to.

Cyclists always get the last word.

Lifetime movies are amazing! These original programs cast the greatest rising/falling actors and put them in hilarious over-the-top situations. Here are some of our favorites, let us know if we forgot yours.