Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

For some god-awful reason, someone had the idea to promote Amy Winehouse by wrapping a couple port-a-potties with her likeness. The obvious connections have been made.

You're making Amy Winehouse and Shane McGowan jealous!

We're proposing Amy Winehouse use the portrait of her from PrettyOnTheOutside.com as the cover of her new album! True inspiration!

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

Amy Pohler as Britney Spears on SNL. I'm way ups into shorty tigers, y'all!

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?