Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

But she wants to spit in your face first.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!

But now she'll give you AIDS.

Just rub her cold sores and she will grant you three wishes...

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!