Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

Clearly this guy is just fed up with pulling all the weight in a communist society or something, (It's Just Not Fair!).

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

Heidi and Spencer embody all of our hopes and dreams.

Recession? Who said anything about a recession, there's money just lying around all over the place, just gotta take it!

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

Campaigning to be valedictorian seems a lot like campaigning to be a doctor, all of the glory and none of the work.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

In this edition, oh we so horny for all the hot Asian celebrities in Hollywood.

He truly understands what courtside seats are all about.

Even New Jersey can't be held accountable for Criss Angel anymore, he truly is on a level all his own.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Queen Amidala takes counsel with all faiths.

The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.