Probably not sanctioned by the Australian tourism board. But, a great song about all the deadly creatures living Down Under.

Beautiful animation.

These guys have done a bunch of videos. All of which were impressive.

Sigh, PETA has sucked all the fun out of the world.

Sure, but when that happens to me...it's all, breathalyzers and accusations.

Not bad, for a home movie that was shot in two hours and edited in a month...not bad at all.

After all that time getting ready, she really should have verified the basic concept.

Look at what just dropped, ya'll! New Juggal-footage!

It's amazing that it's almost been a year since the last Gathering of the Juggalos. The world was a lot more innocent then. There were no oil spills, our iPhones didn't drop bars when you touched them, and we were still reeling from the 9th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

Here's the latest infomercial promoting the next gathering, which I'm kinda impressed by. I don't know how they managed to get Coolio, Tila Tequila, Slick Rick and Gallagher all at the same event, but they did it. Miracles, ya'll. 

Also, let's talk about Sugar Slam for a second. Her mouth is dirty, she looks a little slutty and...well, she looks a little slutty. If this caliber of women will be attending the Gathering next month - and not this thing - then you can rest assured I'll be there, painting dripping from my sweaty, ICP-admiring crack and everything. 

The goddamn Vuvuzela. Not only does the Vuvuzela make us hate South Africa, it also makes us hate all of Africa, Nelson Mandela, Zebras, Monkeys, The Lion King, Animal Planet and just anything even associated with that part of the world. Vuvuzela, please GO AWAY KTHXBAI.

It's all cute and junk (I don't think we're allowed to say bad things about Sandra Bullock, at least not yet)...but the kiss is pretty lame. How could a kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson be lame? See for yourself.

This just proves it. 

 

Here's video of Lindsay Lohan's court appearance this morning. Say what you want about women in pantsuits, but Lindsay Lohan is no lesbian. Wait....

Peanuts and Spider-Man and Watchmen all suck balls compared to Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates. It's going to win the Nobel Prize for Making You Crap Your Pants.

Via SadandUseless.com. See the whole set here.)

This weekend Steve Jobs and Gawker blogger Ryan Tate got into a little email fight where one basically accused the other of being an ass and the other responded by basically calling the other guy an ass, all because of nerd reasons that we won't get into right now. The only good little nugget from this email exchange is that Steve Jobs - the guy who makes the machine that you use to wank off on internet porn every night while pretending to watch Jimmy Fallon - is trying to protect your freedoms. Specifically, Freedom from Porn.

(image via topherchris)

OMG We've never seen a dumber animal in all of our lives! This little guy actually thinks he's farting! HA! He should be put to sleep he's so stupid. 

Hey, just kidding about putting the dog to sleep. BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE HILARIOUS THOUGH!?!