Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

These boobs will walk all over you with 9-inch heels.

Mena Suvari is ripped! Six pack! Abs! Hotness! She has it all.

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

We bet you can't memorize them all.

All together now: THAT'S RACIST!

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

Here's a guy who's tries to answer trivia questions while on a rollercoaster. Will he or won't he barf all over himself!?!

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Decade Debacle is a game that celebrates all the silly & crappy trends, fashion and people throughout recent history.

We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.