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Through the Eyes of a Superstar

By: LG Staff
August 24 2011, 8:08 AM

There's something creepy about the end of this video.

 

 

Through the Eyes of a Superstar

Through the Eyes of a Superstar

There's something creepy about the end of this video.

 
 
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Getting in the Car

By: LG Staff
May 27 2011, 9:35 AM

Like a superstar.

 

 

Frisbee Superstars

Frisbee Superstars

Brings a whole new meaning to "ultimate" Frisbee.

 
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Frisbee Superstars

By: LG Staff
May 12 2011, 8:56 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to "ultimate" Frisbee.

 

 

Rapping Baby Girl

Rapping Baby Girl

Her face lights up as soon as she hears that music.

 
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Rapping Baby Girl

By: LG Staff
March 30 2011, 2:30 PM

Her face lights up as soon as she hears that music.

 

 

Epic Movie Scene

Epic Movie Scene

It's taken from the Tamil movie 'Enthiran,' featuring Asian superstar Rajinikanth and it will leave you speechless.

 
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Epic Movie Scene

By: LG Staff
January 26 2011, 10:04 AM

It's taken from the Tamil movie 'Enthiran,' featuring Asian superstar Rajinikanth and it will leave you speechless.

 

 
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Mustache Man Music Video Defies Everything

By: LG Staff
March 05 2010, 9:05 AM


According to this YouTube page, this is the highly anticipated music video from the debut album of Tamil Nadu vocal chanting superstar Wilbur Sargunaraj. Highly anticipated is right! We'v ebeen waiting for Tamil's album to drop since forever!


 


Hey, it's me again. LiquidGeneration's illustrator and functioning illiterate. Hola!

So I came across this weird website, ChatRoulette.com. It's a website that connects you instantly with a random stranger. Only you don't just chat, you interact with webcam and audio (you have the option to turn these off, but I never do because I like being creepy). Sounds exciting, right?

I ran some numbers on the site because I like math. The average age of the people chatting is about 20-years-old, though I did see a couple of kids and a man with a beard so long and gray he reminded me of Santa (my hero!).

The gender ratio is really imbalanced. For every 20 guys there is 1 girl (and even a couple girls that are really dudes). Most of the people are just guys with a frowned faces looking pathetic and depressing. It depressed me even just looking at them for half a second.

There are some girls, however most of them are too ugly to get a date.  Then there are the mixed groups of guys and girls sitting at the computer together, which I guess is a little better than sitting there by yourself looking like a serial killer.

If people don't want to show their faces, they usually put signs up in place of themselves. They write things like "Tits or GTFO." I even saw a teddy bear wearing dark shades with a note that read "Cure My Blindness, Show Your Tits." So I did, even though mine are really small. The most shocking sign was "Show Tits for Haiti." I didn't do this because that would be wrong. And again, my boobs are really small and mannish so what would be the point? I'm not on the internet to upset people.

One of the more disappointing moments came when I chatted with a guy for a whole minute. I asked him to make a peace sign because I wanted to see if he'd follow my commands like a monkey, but he just smirked, flipped me off and disconnected!  

So go ahead, talk to strangers! It's fun!

Also! Here are my statistics for approximately 100 chats I had on ChatRoulette these past two days. "Others" consist of pets, stuffed animals and drugs. Yes, somebody wanted me to talk to their bong.



And just so you get a sense of the type of people going to ChatRoulette, her are some of our favs that we found during our chat sesh:

 

He's going to snipe your penis! Watch out!



NBA superstar look alike Yao Ming! :p



i wish they all could be California girls.

 
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A Monkey Could Write This Blog Post

By: Chuck McCarthy
January 26 2010, 8:03 AM


Some of you may know that besides writing blog posts about teen superstars and my eventual relationship with Dakota Fanning, I am also a screenwriter. I have written four feature screenplays, and of course, like 99% of all screenwriters, no one has even ever volunteered to read one of my scripts, much less produce it or air it a global television network (not even Spike).

Now, I wouldn't call any of my scripts works of total genius. They have mostly been exercises in futility with the hope of honing a skill that I can later sell to other poor schmucks that think that their story is worth seeing brought to life by Zach Efron and Suri Cruise (Silly Saturday rated PG for simulated farting noises). This said, I do think that all of my scripts are entertaining, and are better, more interesting than something say... A MONKEY COULD PUT TOGETHER! But I guess some "chaps," or more so, some "chimps,"  over at the BBC would disagree.

Apparently some chimpanzees have made a movie, and the BBC is going to air it despite a very weak plot line, worse cinematography than "Death Proof," and a total and blatant disregard for a hundred years of film making. Breaking the rules is something every aspiring filmmaker should try, but you have to understand the rules you are breaking to be groundbreaking.

Of course, just like James Cameron's Avatar, people are going to ignore all these flaws because of the fact that the chimps were using a new and special "chimp-proof camera" camera or "chimpcam." So what?! I've got a "chimp-proof camera." It's called a Flip HD.

Where can I go from here? I have hit rock bottom. I will never amount to anything. Maybe I should just start writing my outlines and treatments with my own poop.

Seriously, guys, chimps, bros, I'd love to work with you guys. I really respect your work and I have an outline for a ten movie series about a monkey named HAX. The whole thing is very high concept, so I can't say anything else without a deal in place. You love bananas. I love bananas. We could run this town. It's gonna be... bananas. Oh yeah, I definitely think we can get Gwen Stefani on board to do the soundtrack... yeah, and Ryan Gosling has already expressed interest.

"Take your stinking paws off my film industry, you damn dirty chimps!"  -Chuck McCarthy

 

Chuck McCarthy is the mastermind behind IdeasByChuck.com, where he gives away great ideas in the hopes that you turn them into reality and remember to send him a small percentage of your profits. He Twitters here and Tumbls here. Chuck will be guest blogging for LiquidGeneration today! 

 
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These Juggalettes Keep It Sexy

By: LG Staff
January 04 2010, 7:47 AM

If fat, pimple-ridden clowny chicks are your thing, then you'll enjoy some of this hot Juggalette-on-Juggalette moshing action. In case you're not in the know, Juggalettes are the female fans of douche-core rap group Insane Clown Posse. Your 12-year-old neighbor who looks like he's going to gun down the neighborhood? This is his favorite group and these are his future girlfriends.

 

In case you need more Juggalo laffs, this is the website for you.

 

Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Are you an expert on hip-hop and rap? This quiz will test how well you know hip hop street words, like “fly.” Don’t be such a white boy, check it yo!

 

Celebrity Rap Sheet

Celebrity Rap Sheet

We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.

 

NFL Rap Sheet Game

NFL Rap Sheet Game

NFL athletes can't stay out of jail. Play our new game and see if you know who's afraid to drop the football in the shower.

 

4-Year-Old Rap Superstar

4-Year-Old Rap Superstar

Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

 

No Sleep Till White House

No Sleep Till White House

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

 

Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

The latest game show imported straight from Japan - Banzai! Featuring superstar Yoshi!