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A Monkey Could Write This Blog Post

By: Chuck McCarthy
January 26 2010, 8:03 AM


Some of you may know that besides writing blog posts about teen superstars and my eventual relationship with Dakota Fanning, I am also a screenwriter. I have written four feature screenplays, and of course, like 99% of all screenwriters, no one has even ever volunteered to read one of my scripts, much less produce it or air it a global television network (not even Spike).

Now, I wouldn't call any of my scripts works of total genius. They have mostly been exercises in futility with the hope of honing a skill that I can later sell to other poor schmucks that think that their story is worth seeing brought to life by Zach Efron and Suri Cruise (Silly Saturday rated PG for simulated farting noises). This said, I do think that all of my scripts are entertaining, and are better, more interesting than something say... A MONKEY COULD PUT TOGETHER! But I guess some "chaps," or more so, some "chimps,"  over at the BBC would disagree.

Apparently some chimpanzees have made a movie, and the BBC is going to air it despite a very weak plot line, worse cinematography than "Death Proof," and a total and blatant disregard for a hundred years of film making. Breaking the rules is something every aspiring filmmaker should try, but you have to understand the rules you are breaking to be groundbreaking.

Of course, just like James Cameron's Avatar, people are going to ignore all these flaws because of the fact that the chimps were using a new and special "chimp-proof camera" camera or "chimpcam." So what?! I've got a "chimp-proof camera." It's called a Flip HD.

Where can I go from here? I have hit rock bottom. I will never amount to anything. Maybe I should just start writing my outlines and treatments with my own poop.

Seriously, guys, chimps, bros, I'd love to work with you guys. I really respect your work and I have an outline for a ten movie series about a monkey named HAX. The whole thing is very high concept, so I can't say anything else without a deal in place. You love bananas. I love bananas. We could run this town. It's gonna be... bananas. Oh yeah, I definitely think we can get Gwen Stefani on board to do the soundtrack... yeah, and Ryan Gosling has already expressed interest.

"Take your stinking paws off my film industry, you damn dirty chimps!"  -Chuck McCarthy

 

Chuck McCarthy is the mastermind behind IdeasByChuck.com, where he gives away great ideas in the hopes that you turn them into reality and remember to send him a small percentage of your profits. He Twitters here and Tumbls here. Chuck will be guest blogging for LiquidGeneration today! 

 
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These Juggalettes Keep It Sexy

By: LG Staff
January 04 2010, 7:47 AM

If fat, pimple-ridden clowny chicks are your thing, then you'll enjoy some of this hot Juggalette-on-Juggalette moshing action. In case you're not in the know, Juggalettes are the female fans of douche-core rap group Insane Clown Posse. Your 12-year-old neighbor who looks like he's going to gun down the neighborhood? This is his favorite group and these are his future girlfriends.

 

In case you need more Juggalo laffs, this is the website for you.

 

Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Are you an expert on hip-hop and rap? This quiz will test how well you know hip hop street words, like “fly.” Don’t be such a white boy, check it yo!

 

Celebrity Rap Sheet

Celebrity Rap Sheet

We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.

 

NFL Rap Sheet Game

NFL Rap Sheet Game

NFL athletes can't stay out of jail. Play our new game and see if you know who's afraid to drop the football in the shower.

 

4-Year-Old Rap Superstar

4-Year-Old Rap Superstar

Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

 

No Sleep Till White House

No Sleep Till White House

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

 

Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

The latest game show imported straight from Japan - Banzai! Featuring superstar Yoshi!

 

Vanilla Ice Mugshot

Vanilla Ice Mugshot

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".

 

Web Coding Rap

Web Coding Rap

Dear The SEO Rapper, we're hiring..."Client satisfied like they eating on a snicker, they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker"

 

Tae-Bo Japanese Rap

Tae-Bo Japanese Rap

Don't worry about Billy Blanks' career. It is alive and well in Japan with the release of his upcoming rap album titled, "BOOM BOOM Wonderland".

 

Watch For Falling Butts

Watch For Falling Butts

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

 

Flea Market Guy Returns

Flea Market Guy Returns

The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.

 

McDonald's Rapper

McDonald's Rapper

As if hearing through those drive-thru intercoms isn't hard enough, this guy's rapping his order. Better to spit before than after, I say.

 

Weng Weng Rap

Weng Weng Rap

Weng Weng is Agent 00, the pint-sized Filipino James Bond. This rap not only celebrates him, it also cures cancer.

 

Karl Rove Raps

Karl Rove Raps

Some sort of broadcasters' dinner. Some sort of half-baked idea about rapping. Hip hop is dead.

 

Transformers Go Wamp Wamp!

Transformers Go Wamp Wamp!

Break out your glock and put a mouth in your sock. Here’s a rap song featuring The Transformers, the baddest bots in Compton.

 

Superbowl Shuffle

Superbowl Shuffle

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

 

Flea Market Rap

Flea Market Rap

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

 

Wendy's Rap

Wendy's Rap

Back in the day, the only way to advertise was through RAP!