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Who Has The Best CGI/Animated Chesticles?

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 12:18 PM

In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?

We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!

 

Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.

 

Spanish Castle Illusion

Spanish Castle Illusion

Here are some of the most fascinating optical illusions of our generation – including the great Spanish Castle Illusion! Watch it with your family, friends, and those you love and behold its mystery!

 

Optical Illusion: Ames Window

Optical Illusion: Ames Window

Can you see this optical illusion? We had to watch the entire video just to see the it because we're dumb.

 

How to Manipulate 3D

How to Manipulate 3D

A simple, easy to figure out illusion, is far easier to watch than almost anything Criss Angel pulls out of his greasy hair.

 

Final Countdown Cello

Final Countdown Cello

Gob Bluth could have performed amazing illusions set to this version.

 

Optical Illusion Music Video

Optical Illusion Music Video

Hundreds of average bands with ugly lead singers could be heard collectively saying, "why didn't we think of that?”

 

The Illusion Of Bloody Mary

The Illusion Of Bloody Mary

You’ve played Bloody Mary when you were younger, now see the illusion. Can you see Bloody Mary?

 

The Brute

The Brute

Here's a charming story about a hockey bully, animated in a really cool 2D/3D style.

 

Time Displacement Effect

Time Displacement Effect

This is an awesome video effect called time displacement; it uses time delay to create the illusion of twists in the moving video subject.

 

Christina Aguilera is Curvy

Christina Aguilera is Curvy

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.

 

Optical Illusions

Optical Illusions

Everybody likes an Optical Illusion. Well after this you might not.

 

Star Wars Symphony

Star Wars Symphony

Watching stormtroopers perform the Star Wars theme song has always been a fantasy of mine. Finally, some 3D artist has made this fantasy a reality.

 

Transformers Breakdance Video

Transformers Breakdance Video

Amazing 3D Transformers breakdancing video! It makes your Uncle Chuck's version of "the robot" look like total crap.

 

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