In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

Looking at this "burger" will not only make you sick to your stomach, but there is a probable chance that you just developed type 2 diabetes.

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

Not only are they more advanced than your child in reading, writing, and arithmetic but also they rock the 1 & the 2 more precisely.

Everybody loves matching games! Especially if they involve boobs! Match these boobs together and win…boobs!

Time to match the celebrities with their tattoos! It’s not as easy as your mom.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

Celebrities say the darnedest things! See which celebrity said what in this hilarious quote game!

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

Guess The Celebrity Sex Scene wants you to name the movie just by watching all the naughty bits.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Hand-dance to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" – fast forward past the beginning; the lyrics are when the REAL magic happens!

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

There is sadness on Planet Unicorn – but it's a good thing!

Mesmerizing.... Now find something useful for that talent, son.