This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

It's LiquidGeneration's policy to expose the stupidity of hipsters. Wait a minute. We are hipsters. Damn it!

Watch Arnold Schwarzenegger play Halo 2, and then be so annoyed you throw your Xbox out the window.

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

The most intense game of Jenga ever.

This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

Guess the boobs that look like they were airbrushed. We wondered why there was no acne on them.

Watch Kate Moss snort a boatload of cocaine. This is the uncensored version of the video, just the way we know you like it.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Can you tell the difference between Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler's fat lips?

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Britney’s Baby is out of the womb and already he’s complaining about daddy being a Gold Digger. Here’s parody of Kanye West’s ‘Gold Digger’.

We’re gonna teach you a prank that we’ve been playing on our grandmothers for quite some time. It involves tuna, a light switch, and a dumbass.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies that are both crappy and disastery.