10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

Journalism 2.0

Watch while these celebrities make fools of themselves just for a few extra bucks.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Remember those awesome shoes you had as a kid that all your friends were jealous of? Yeah, in retrospect those shoes really sucked.

Here are the 10 best local TV ads ever. There were so many, I think we may have to make more editions!

Has there ever been a well produced Public Service Announcement?

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

Foreign people really know how to mess up a perfectly horrible television theme song, don't they?

Campaigning to be valedictorian seems a lot like campaigning to be a doctor, all of the glory and none of the work.

David Hasselhoff has one of the best hairy chests of our generation. Today, we celebrate him.

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

These workout videos will help you get in shape -- in shape to kill whoever produced these things.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Irish people sound funny when they sing cause they're always drunk.

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.