Take it from us, some things are better off left animated.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

She's talking about her best friend.

Boobs taste better when they are filled with a nice Ricotta cheese, dontcha think?

Kate Hudson may or may not be pregnant but she is definitely showing off her best side on vacation.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Sometimes boobs look better when they’re covered in pimples!

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

It's good to be one.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

Be Kind Rewind plans to make amends by reamaking "Good Burger" in the extened edition DVD.

This commercial for Marlboro and the NFL provides a valuable history lesson; it wasn't always Chunky Soup and smiles, it used to be racism, butts, and cartoons. Ah the good ole days.

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.

You’ve seen the Stevie Wonder falling down video, right? Well check out our little spin on it!

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

There's a good chance Hell looks something like this. Go to church!

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

Eva Longoria and Posh have learned that athletes don't make the best lovers anymore, nerds do!

If you can match these tattoos with which celebrity’s wearing them, well you’re just as useless in life as we are.