I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

On Canadian Idol, apparently if you fart during your audition, you're in!

Jessica Alba, Topher Grace and Flava Flav star in this award-worthy promo for the '06 Mtv Movie Awards.

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?

This cat and dog par become bestest buds in what could easily be argued as the most adorable Looney Toons cartoon ever.

This car was a one-way ticket to babe heaven in the 80s.

Makes the zipper in my KangaRoos look useless.

Hello and welcome to Whose Boobs the only on-line game with tit-mites in its smile and all the tender sweetness of s a seasick boob-o-dile.

Zack and Slater duke it out like pansies in one of the gayest fight scenes from early-90s television!

This hamster runs around in a real-life video game! Nerdy *and* adorable!!

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

Remember the pictures of those delicately carved pencils that were going around some odd years ago? Well some meticulous little snot did it in Technicolor!!

Paris, Lindsay and Britney are the "Three Disgraces" - like Greek mythology for the celebutard set.

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!

Watch this retard hurt himself in his dormroom. Ah, college!

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