Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

The Green Man version.

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.

With a real strict door policy.

Saves little dog.

Or super cool puppet.

These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

The Mac vs. PC ads kind of make sense watching this promotional video for the MS-DOS 5 upgrade. It has Bill Gates style all over it.

Just a bad idea from the start.

This week Jesus talks about his favorite Christmas presents of all time: boobs.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

These two are so adorable cute! (*wink* x 100 = sarcasm!)

We show you two people and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Take a look at Elton John's wedding planner. It looks fabulous!

They have their own laws.

I find Futurama to be lacking the kind of grit abd edginess I need in a cable television cartoon. Maybe they can Cowboy Bebop it up a notch.