Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

Nothing say "badass" like tearing your shirt off Hulkster-style when the roller coaster camera takes your picture.

This is sad, maybe MTV can figure out a way to capitalize on getting him some help.

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

This dog gets more action than you.

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

Not exactly Zidane-like, but these soccer chicks play rough! And they throw bottles at each other!

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

This video single handedly ended prohibition, the country had officially gone insane.

People sure have interesting questions for Lady Gaga.

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

That's a very serious withdrawl.

Is this why they have that ban on extremely skinny models? Because I totally thought this was sexy.

Lucy Pinder plasters Michelle Marsh's breasts. They're making the plaster cast into a towel rack -- get it? Towel rack??

The ocean, the world's largest toilet bowl.

This person has GOT to be the world's worst driver – not just because she's a woman!

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.