Suck My News Weekly: Nov. 1st, 2002

Suck My News Weekly: Nov. 1st, 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 
 

High School Dunk Contest

High School Dunk Contest

Hard to believe they're just in high school.

 

Chick Tries Cinnamon Challenge

Chick Tries Cinnamon Challenge

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

 

Last Episode Boobs

Last Episode Boobs

Forget TV cliffhangers - these girls have ‘cliffs’ of their own.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 
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Kung Fu Master

By: LG Staff
September 29 2011, 11:08 AM

Just a little kid.

 

 

Movie Poster Game: 21: Anything Goes

Movie Poster Game: 21: Anything Goes

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 
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Duct Tape Prank

By: LG Staff
October 19 2011, 8:58 AM

The simplest are often the funniest.

 

 

Tits & Ass Beer

Tits & Ass Beer

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

 

Hogwarts Wizard

Hogwarts Wizard

Or patient recovering from wisdom teeth extraction.

 

Miley Cyrus is Catching Predators

Miley Cyrus is Catching Predators

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

 

Stunt Montage

Stunt Montage

A beautiful montage of stupid stunts. Watch this with cheese and wine and a hot date!

 

Good Scenes Gone Bad: 9 Chick Flicks

Good Scenes Gone Bad: 9 Chick Flicks

In Good Scenes Gone Bad, the LiquidGeneration Drama Team acts out a scene from a famous movie and it's your job to tell us what movie! This edition features chick flicks!

 

Porn P.A.

Porn P.A.

This guy works on porn sets. Let's just say he's my idol.

 

Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

 
 
 
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Postman Enters Race

By: LG Staff
October 20 2011, 9:50 AM

Without even trying.

 

 
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Ready, Set, Sneeze!

By: LG Staff
November 19 2009, 7:18 AM

 

This girl has an amazing talent that she's been working on since she shot out of her mother's womb. She can sneeze like there's no tomorrow. We totally wish we could do this so people wouldn't sit next to us on the airplane.