Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Well, at least she's wearing underwear.

Hard to believe they're just in high school.

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

Forget TV cliffhangers - these girls have ‘cliffs’ of their own.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

Or patient recovering from wisdom teeth extraction.

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

A beautiful montage of stupid stunts. Watch this with cheese and wine and a hot date!

In Good Scenes Gone Bad, the LiquidGeneration Drama Team acts out a scene from a famous movie and it's your job to tell us what movie! This edition features chick flicks!

This guy works on porn sets. Let's just say he's my idol.

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

Damn cool.