Mastodon performs as the evil snack band, in what may just be the greatest pre-movie concessions ad ever! From the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.

These commercials are so sexist and so funny that they can only be seen as a product of their generation. Apologies for the video quality, they didn’t have high-definition in the 1950s.

I’m more convinced by Bear Grylls’ techniques.

And with the first pick in the draft, the Raiders select "Adorable". Ironically this might also improve their team as they really suck.

Getting off smack sometimes makes you gain weight. Just sayin'.

I love just messing with people, like this.

Damn, the things this chick can do.

Get your nerd on!

Wow. These cops really aren't fighting stereotypes, are they?

The Grindhouse auteur got his shrimping on at a night club when some hot-footed hussy seduced his mouth with her toes. Goddamm I'm gonna hurl.

Watch her eat the entire slice in less than ten seconds.

What's great about this is that it works on so many levels.

Maybe if she closed the closet door before starting, she wouldn't end up on the floor?

Whoose Nip Slip is the internet’s #1 celebrity nipple game. We show you three "nipple slips" and you have to tell us who they belong to.

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.