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Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
You get ass-wasted everyday. Don’t you think it’s time to see what drink you are?
David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
What's with courgars these days? They're either screaming out of your TV box or they're looking like complete idiots on the dance floor. And yes, but "idiots" we mean Katie Couric, and by "Katie Couric" we mean "why the hell are we partly turned on by these photos?" With the way our tongue is on the floor right now, you'd think every 70-year-old woman who drops her cootchie on the dance floor like this turns us on, but no. Just Katie Couric. We only have eyes for Katie Couric and those gams. THOSE GAMS.
We're gonna go shoot ourselves in the head right now, or you can do that for us. Whatevs.

She's coming for you. Run.

And here's the cootchie drop. Oh lawd.

Yeah, that's the face. It totally doesn't scream "I'M WASTED 4 DAYZZZZ" or anything. No, not at all.
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Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.
After McDonald's stock took a dive, some employees were fired. Including Ronald McDonald himself.
Alert! Alert! Lily Allen is not exactly a fat slob anymore! She just might be bangable again! Alert! Alert!
Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.
I don't know why Jesus say these types of things, but it's beginning to upset the children.
Reason number 57 why being an actor sucks: when you for real die everyone laughs and thinks your faking it.
Salma Hayek wants great ratings for her show, so she knows just what to do!
Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.
These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!