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Scissors for Lefty Ghetto Ways

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 20 2007

Scissors For Lefty came by the studio and played us a stripped down version of their hit song “Ghetto Ways.” We dare you to try and get it out of your head. You will fail.


 
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Scissors for Lefty Ghetto Ways

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 20 2007

Scissors For Lefty came by the studio and played us a stripped down version of their hit song “Ghetto Ways.” We dare you to try and get it out of your head. You will fail.




 
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Piranha scissors

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 24 2012

Piranha scissors! The prefect gift for that someone who has everything? I want one!




 
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Advanced Rock Paper Scissors

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

This is way too compicated, dude! We'll shave grandma's back!




 
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Dumb Ways To Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2012

Here at LG we love dark subject matter packages in bright shiny child-like cartoons. Apparently so do the people over at the Australian Metro who put together this PSA type ad.




 
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Ghetto Bitch Fight

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.




 
 
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Check out my new flat screen TV

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2009

For the ghetto minded.




 
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Ghetto Stiletto Outakes 3

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2006

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.




 
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60 Ghetto Names

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 18 2009

We bet you can't memorize them all.




 
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Ghetto Bike

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2006

20 inch Dubs on a Schwinn bike? This guy is da bomb! DA Bomb! HE'S THE IZZLE! THE DIZZLE!




 
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Ghetto Stiletto Recycling Bad Fashion

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 28 2006

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.




 
 
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Ghetto Stiletto Your MySpace Photo

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 14 2006

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!




 
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Ghetto Stiletto How To Lose Weight

By: LG Staff
Date: May 26 2006

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!




 
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Twilight For Guys

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2010

This twilight is better than the original.




 
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10 Ways Secret Service Kicks Ass

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 31 2008

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.




 
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Ghetto Stiletto A Day at the Roller Derby

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 11 2006

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.




 
 
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Ghetto Stiletto How To Snag a Fag

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2006

Girlfriends are good for some things, but there are situations where only a gay man can get the job done. Today, Elmo shows you how to snag a fag!




 
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10 Ways To Survive A Horror Movie

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 15 2008

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.




 
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Billy Zane Scissors Kelly Brooks Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2008

Billy Zane is about to secure Kelly Brook with the dreaded scissor hold.




 

The title says it all! The next day the station issued the following apology: ""As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone," read the statement. "We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!"




 
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Report For Duty

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 5 2007

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!




 
 
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Bobbing For Apples

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2009

It’s time to Bob for Apples! But watch out, you don’t want to accidentally munch on something sharp!




 
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Lions For Lambs Trailer

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 4 2007

In theaters 11-9-07. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in Lions For Lambs, a powerful and gripping story that digs behind the news, the politics and a nation divided to explore the human consequences of a complicated war.




 
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Internet Is For Porn

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 6 2006

World of Warcraft has produced more funnies this year than any other game around. Nerds are hilarious!




 
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No Country For Tommy Lee

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 5 2008

Tommy Lee Jones can't turn down a paid vacation, no matter how weird the Japanese commercial.




 
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Requiem For A Day Off

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 18 2008

Ferris never could deal with his opiate addiction.