It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.
Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.
Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!
When you go outside, set fire to your neighborhood and steal some candy. But first you need to buy a costume! Why not go costume shopping with The Angry Leprechaun?
She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.
I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.
Although repulsive in nature, some folks think the birth process is beautiful. Notice the fake pubic mound? .. And pass.