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Bully For America

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:00:00 -0500

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.

Rating: 2.9/5 | 13627 views | 0 comments

Hollywood Hates Black People

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 05 May 2006 00:00:00 -0500

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

Rating: 3.9/5 | 34268 views | 0 comments

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:00:00 -0500

Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!

Rating: 3.7/5 | 23713 views | 0 comments

What's In a Stupid Name?

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:00:00 -0500

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

Rating: 3.8/5 | 26895 views | 1 comments

Viva Illegal Immigration!

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:00:00 -0500

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.

Rating: 3.7/5 | 26532 views | 0 comments

Wanted: Sex with Tenant

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

Rating: 3.9/5 | 33995 views | 0 comments

A World Without Star Jones

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:00:00 -0500

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

Rating: 3/5 | 28633 views | 0 comments

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0500

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

Rating: 3.6/5 | 52587 views | 0 comments

LG Special Report: A Truce with Hollywood

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 12:00:00 -0500

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

Rating: 3.5/5 | 30050 views | 0 comments

Gary Busey's Toothy Smile

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500

This week Philip Norris unloads on the real reason LiquidGeneration is moving to Los Angeles: to bask in the God-like radiance that is Gary Booth’s Toothy Smile.

Rating: 2.4/5 | 34934 views | 0 comments

Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 12:00:00 -0500

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Rating: 3.8/5 | 45733 views | 3 comments

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 00:00:00 -0500

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Rating: 4.3/5 | 266843 views | 0 comments

Suck My News Weekly: A Tribute To Dungeons and Dragons

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Sat, 23 Oct 2004 00:00:00 -0500

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Rating: 4.3/5 | 3418 views | 1 comments

Suck My News Weekly Special Report: Avril Lavigne

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 08 Nov 2002 12:00:00 -0500

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Rating: 4.4/5 | 15357 views | 0 comments

Interview with Britney Spears

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 22 Feb 2002 00:00:00 -0500

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.

Rating: 3.9/5 | 60378 views | 1 comments

Interview with Harry Potter

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Mon, 26 Nov 2001 00:00:00 -0500

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.

Rating: 4/5 | 51748 views | 1 comments

Interview with Osama bin Laden

Special_Reports_Archived_News ( Liquid Generation) — Fri, 21 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0500

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.

Rating: 4.3/5 | 72175 views | 1 comments