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      <title>News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/081206/britneylindsayparis_crotch_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;169428 views | 22 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:16:50 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>LG Tag Teams the Star Wars Convention</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/010607/LGtagteams_starwarsconvention_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2464 views | 7 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:01:22 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/110507/iwanttobe_parishiltonslawyer_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10417 views | 1 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 07:22:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Prison Guys Gone Wild</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/270407/joefrancis_prisonwild_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape!  Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19366 views | 5 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:34:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/200407/simoncowell_heartlessbastard_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3800 views | 2 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:37:22 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: American Idol's Little Exorcist</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/230307/americanidol_exorcist_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8970 views | 1 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:35:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Liquid Generation Tag Teams Will Ferrell</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/160307/lg_tagteams_wferrell_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LG got up close and personal with Will Ferrell and all the stars of the upcoming film Blades of Glory.  Was Will able to handle our intense tag team interviews?  Watch it and find out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3176 views | 3 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Liquid-Generation-Tag-Teams-Will-Ferrell</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:30:54 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: James Cameron Totally Discovers Jesus</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/020307/jamescameron_discoversjesus_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3317 views | 3 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-James-Cameron-Totally-Discovers-Jesus</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:46:36 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: Human Interest Robot Saves Britney</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/230207/humaninterestrobot_savesbritney_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3823 views | 2 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:50:38 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: The Oprah Swimsuit Issue</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/160207/oprah_swimsuit_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1047 views | 1 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:31:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: The Nicole Richie DUI Chase</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/151206/nicoledui_chase_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads.  LG was on the scene!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8754 views | 10 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-The-Nicole-Richie-DUI-Chase</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:30:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: A Tribute To Anna Nicole</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/090207/annanicole_tribute_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Farewell Anna Nicole Smith.  As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5786 views | 3 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:11:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: Rachael Ray Is Annoying</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/020207/rachaelray_annoying_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5837 views | 4 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-Rachael-Ray-Is-Annoying</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:20:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: Paris Hilton Exposed!</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/260107/paris_exposed_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;80618 views | 3 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-Paris-Hilton-Exposed</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:29:12 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Paula Abdul Talks Crazy On Iraq</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/190107/paulaabdul_iraq_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4825 views | 6 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Paula-Abdul-Talks-Crazy-On-Iraq</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:53:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: Sexy Beckham Goes Hollywood</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/120107/david_beckham_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3836 views | 3 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-Sexy-Beckham-Goes-Hollywood</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:54:35 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: The Murder of the OC</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/050107/murderof_oc_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The O.C. is dead.  Liquid Generation tries to make sense of a senseless world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10795 views | 4 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-The-Murder-of-the-OC</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:01:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: 2006 Year in Review</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/291206/2006year_review_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7531 views | 2 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-2006-Year-in-Review</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:08:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: Donald Trump Attacks Rosie O'Donnell</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/211206/donaldtrump_rosieodonnell_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The war between Donald Trump and Rosie &amp;quot;Chubs&amp;quot; O'Donnell is heating up. Watch Trump's response to Rosie's childish attack. An LG NEWS exclusive!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6785 views | 7 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-Donald-Trump-Attacks-Rosie-ODonnell</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:43:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: Inside Britney Spears' Crotch</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/011206/inside_britneyspears_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those paparazzi pics can only get you so close.  Liquid Generation’s News Team takes you on a fantastic voyage right into Brit’s flesh canyon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;386740 views | 12 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-Inside-Britney-Spears-Crotch</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:33:02 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Human Interest Robot: Thanksgiving Special</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/221106/thanksgiving_robot_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Liquid Generation’s very own Human Interest Robot interviews a Hippie to find out why he’s getting all whiney over Thanksgiving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3482 views | 3 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Human-Interest-Robot-Thanksgiving-Special</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:03:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Paris Hilton Interviews Paris Hilton</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/171106/parishilton_interview_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LG has scored an exclusive interview with Paris Hilton. In the video she interviews none other than – PARIS HILTON! She’d make Barbara Walters proud.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9294 views | 17 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Paris-Hilton-Interviews-Paris-Hilton</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:39:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>News: To Catch A Baby Predator</title>
      <description>&lt;img width="184" height="88" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/images/Content/101106/news_babypredator_mid.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You’ve watched Dateline’s To Catch A Predator show right? Well, that has nothing on this very special news segment from Liquid Generation: To Catch a Baby Predator.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4709 views | 9 comments&lt;hr /&gt;</description>
      <link>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/News-To-Catch-A-Baby-Predator</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:25:15 GMT</pubDate>
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