Liquid Generation

Christian Side Hug

Home (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:02 GMT

This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

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Blog Post: Spend the Weekend Learning How To Cook A Turkey

Home (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:01:00 GMT

The weekend is hear and Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Maybe you should try learning how to cook a turkey before you embarass yourself in front of the family you hate.

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Blog Post: The Christian Side Hug WILL NOT Get You Pregnant

Home (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:10:00 GMT

But it will surely put you in the Friend Zone.

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Blog Post: Awesome Website Alert: Pale Is The New Tan

Home (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:27:00 GMT

PailIsTheNewTan.com will change your life forever. Or at least until you vomit all over your computer screen. Since when to people spreak Marmalade on their skin? Delicious!

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Blog Post: TWILIGHT WAS AHHHMAZING

Home (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:41:00 GMT

After hearing about a new movie called Twilight: New Moon and that it's kind of a big deal, LiquidGeneration contacted the nearest middle school to see if anyone was interested in writing a review of the movie for us. This is the review we received.

OHHH MY GAWWWWD YOU GUYS YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS BUT I SAW EDWARD CULLEN WITH HIS SHIRT OFF I CAN TOTALLY DIE NOW. I PRAY THAT HE COMES TO MY SCHOOL AND SWEEPS ME OFF MY FEET AND ME AND HIM CAN RUN AWAY AFTER HE MURDERS BELLA BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH ME AND THEN WE KISS DURING STUDY HALL THEN WE HAVE SO MANY BABIES OMG THIS MOVIE WAS SO GOOOOOD.

SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD. I CAN'T EVEN KEEP MY EYES OPEN RIGHT NOW ME AND MY FRO9ENDS WENT TO THE MIDNIGHT SCREENING AND WE ATE POPCORN BUT NOT MY FAT FRIEND ANGELA SHE SAYS SHE NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO LOOK GOOD FOR JACOB!!!@!!!! LIKE REALLY, ANGELA, JACOB DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST YOU WERE A FANNY PACK TO SCHOOL AND YOUR FAT HE'S TOTALLY NOT GOING TO BE INTO YOU. MAYBE ONE OF THE GUYS FROM HARRY POTTER LIKE THAT FIRE CROTCH KID, BUT NOT JACOB. JACOB IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU ANGELA AND I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT BUT I'M SORRY YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A SHOT BUT IT WAS SO NICE SEEING THE MOVIE WITH A BFF JUST LIKE YOU.

SPEAKING OF!!! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE JACOB IS GOING OUT WITH THAT GAWKY SQUINTY FISH FACE TAYLOR SWIFT. WHAT KIND OF LOSER DOES SHE THINK SHE IS ANYWAY. EVERYBODY KNOWS JACOB IS JUST USING HER FOR SEX EWEWWWWW. SHE'S SUCH A DIRTY SKANK IF SHE WAS IN MY CLASS I BET SH'E GIVE EVERYBODY AIDS WITH HER EYES. I H8 U TAYLOR DON'T COME NEAR ME!!!!!!

!!@!!@W!@!!@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLY THING I REALLY DIDN'T LIKE IN THIS MOVIE IS BELLA. I'M SORRY SHE'S JUST SOOOOO STUCK UP ALL THE TIME AND SHE BITES HER LIP WHAT'S ON THERE ANYWAY? DO HER LIPS TASTE LIKE LICORICE OR SOMETHING OR IS SHE TRYING TO EAT A ZIT OFF THEM I BET IT'S THE ZIT. SHE'S TOTALLY NOT A GOOD PERSON FOR EDWARD HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A TROLL. WHAT DOES HE EVEN SEE HER IN HER? I REALLY HOPE SHE DIES EVENTUALLY BECAUSE EDWARD DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER DON'T YOUTHINK? I MEAN, I'M SORRY IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S SOME AMAZINGH PERSON WHO CAN COOL AND WILL CLEAN FOR HIM AND GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE NEEDS LIKE I WOULD. I WOULD TOTALLY ROCK HIS WORLD IF HE MET ME I JUST KNOW IT...JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE EDWORD YOU KNOW YOU'D LOVE ME FOREVAHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHH! CAN'T WAIT TILL PARTY 3 COMES OUT IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN!!!

LOVE YOU.

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Blog Post: Even People At The LG Office Are Excited for Twilight

Home (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:13:00 GMT

One of the artists here (Heri!) really loves Twilight, but he likes to pretend he's so above it and makes fun of those (me) who show just an ounce of interest in the movie. Whatever. LOLZ all around!

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Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail

Home (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:59:16 GMT

The internet will eventually destroy the makers of every web show creator in the world.

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Twilight Whispers

Home (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:15:42 GMT

Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

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Blog Post: Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail

Home (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:07:00 GMT

You know God's just getting back at the world for all the horrible YouTube videos on the internet. Instead of just picking us off one by one and sending us to heavan or hell, he's just tossing about like a ragdoll. JUST TAKE US ALREADY, GOD!!! STOP EMBARASSING US!

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Lady Gaga + Cartman + Walken = Mind Blown

Home (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:11:00 GMT

Lady Gaga, South Park's Cartman and Christopher Walken perform Poker Face. The internet wins today, everybody can go home.

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