Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.
Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!
These boots kick ass! Literally! Err, but if you took them off and put them on your hand, they could *literally* punch you in the face.
If you can match these tattoos with which celebrity’s wearing them, well you’re just as useless in life as we are.
Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)
Tats. Lots of celebrities have them. From Dolphins to Ying-Yangs to Marvin Martians. Okay, so maybe nobody has tattoos that lame. See if you can match the tattoos in this game to the celebrity!
I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!
This is the raw footage of the New Orleans police beating. It's longer, funnier and bloodier than the original!
Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.
This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.
All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.