You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?
This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.
Not only is Deep Purple's classic the first song guitarists learn but it is also the first song Japanese orchestras learn.
Wow that's so cooool! How'd they do that? Nooo way! Not. Well, fine, we guess they look cute and happy.
Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!
This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.
They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.
Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.
Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!
Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.
Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.