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Protect Horny Teachers Dont Jail Them

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 23 2009

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!


 
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Protect Horny Teachers Dont Jail Them

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 23 2009

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!




 
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Horny Leg

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 18 2007

"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"




 
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Van Damme So Horny

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 23 2007

Me love you long time!




 
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Jail Bird Bee yotches

By: LG Staff
Date: May 6 2009

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.




 
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Whoose Boobs Jail Boob Rock

By: LG Staff
Date: May 8 2007

Everybody in the whole cell block was rocking to the jail boob rock.




 
 
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Werewolf Goes To Jail

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 27 2009

Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.




 
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Dont Feed Miley Cyrus

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2009

Whatever you do, don't feed Miley Cyrus after midnight...or this might happen.




 
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Paris Hilton In Jail Live Boring

By: LG Staff
Date: May 15 2007

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!




 
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Celebrities Behind Bars

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 17 2010

In preparation of Lindsay Lohan (and her inevitable prison stint), let's look at other celebrities who have spent time in jail or prison.




 
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Jesus Christ Jail Bonds

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 9 2009

We'd just these guys, so should you.




 
 
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Tae Kwon DONT

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 18 2012

Let's just hope these lil guys don't grow up thinking that's really how you fight... don't think these fancy jumping moves would fly on the streets, particularly the one where you turn your back to your opponent and hop precariously on one leg...




 
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Dont Touch

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 7 2006

Keep off the women, you friggin' perverts! You're confusing them!




 
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Jessica Simpson Still Has Them

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2009

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Lets Them Breathe

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2009

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?




 
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because they dont have AIDS yet

By: LG Staff
Date: May 11 2012

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.




 
 
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Please Swine Flu Kill Them Now

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 29 2009

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.




 
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Christina Hendricks Covers Them Up At The Emmys

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 21 2009

Christina: You have boobs. Show them.




 
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Dont Hate Me Because Im Dead

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 8 2007

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.




 
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Is Your Manhole Protected

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 8 2006

I bet these guys never get made fun of.




 
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Dont Worry Be Chubby

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 22 2010

It's definitely a talent, but how did they discover it?




 
 
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Dont Text And Walk

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 17 2011

Especially if there is a fountain in front of you.




 
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Dont F with Nature

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2007

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!




 
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Dont Tailgate This Dude

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2013

Firstly, it really seems like dash cams (constantly running camera's installed on your dash board facing out) are the jam in every country besides the USA. Just think of all the clarity (and hilarity) they would bring! Anyhoo, this is one bad mo' fo's reaction to being tailgated. It's possible he was going to do more until he saw the camera, but we'd like to think this brilliant move was the plan all along. Thank you sir, for standing up for the proverbial little guy, who is tailgated day in and day out, with no defense.




 
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Dont F with me

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2008

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."




 
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Dont Scare Tyrone

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 4 2007

Tyrone gets interviewed about Halloween, and proves how scary HE is!