Polar Bear Courtship

It's the same old story: Boy polar bear likes girl polar bear (bear-ess). Polar bearess ain't so sure so, naturally, she strings him along, playing hard to get. Bear gets tired and thinks to himself, 'no bearess is worth all this nonsense. Dueces!'. Upon realizing what she's lost, polar bearess is convinced, in hind sight, that it was true love all along. But it's too late. Polar bear has found a skiing robot damsel in distress to admire.

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