I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

Awesome Super Mario Bros. art for your iPod!

Makes the zipper in my KangaRoos look useless.

Eat this cookie and you'll get 1UP!

Save your files with the nerdiest thumb drives evar!

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

Just blow to see the results.

Always use protection when handling your wang.

This custom PC is so badass, you'll think you've died and gone to geek heaven!

Only the Japanese could have tricked out a van so radly. It's a psychedelic anime roadtrip!!!!

NERD DICE: When you're so socially retarded that doing anything is a gamble!

While your squeezing out a Cosby, why not actually watch the Cosbys?

See what happens when you don't have enough money for IKEA.

If you have an office full of alcoholics then maybe you should get yourself a Vodka cooler!

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)

This thing looks so much more fun than a segway.

We wonder if this guy has a bad ear wax problem.