Just add a can of Bawls and you've got a balanced breakfast. For geeks.

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Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F*¢kWad

A diagram of corporate jets leaving the Superbowl in Miami.

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

Just fill them with water and goldfish and you've got the pimpingest wheels on the road.

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.

This first thing I thought when I first saw the pink iPod was, "wow, if this could only be used by girls to masturbate." Little did I know.

For the little kid in all of us.

Apparently nerds should like this item. Personally, I don't get it.

Hey, Turtle, call my shell-phone, we'll talk!

When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

A unanimous jury selected the new logo. How will Firefox users respond? Sexily.

This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.