Not only are Cleveland's cops hilarious, but their news investigation team's pretty great, too!

The name is misleading -- it's a surprisingly hetero park.

The best-tasting cake you'll ever eat.

The "EXIT" characters don't really feel that free when they're done, they're actually leaping away from the cockroaches.

KFC became the first corporation whose logo is visible from outer space. Weird thing is, martians takes like chicken.

I only pay $3.75 to get pounded down the street.

I am Doctor Oralpleasureinthebackofyourmomscar

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

We also want freedom, but whatevs.

If you see the 3-inch heels on discount, you know what kinda hoes I'm talkin' 'bout!

The members of the New Haven Health Department are required to wear these size XXXL regulation t-shirts. However, they have to provide their own sweatpants.

I hear they taste… like chicken.

In case of fire, do not use elevator, use spiral slide.

...But train seats are great for lap-dancing!

Uhhh… I don't want to see the guy that put up this sign!

This diagram is completely scientifical 'n' stuff.

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

It's my favorite hair salon!

A simple, desperate plea for mercy from a helpless sign-letterer.

I've tried this method, and trust me, it works!!