I'm the teacher -- trust me, you're going to want these classes.

If you don't find this photo funny, simply look at the orange sign.

Brings a new meaning to the term "screwdriver!" Ouch!

He certainly is! Har! Har!

Seriously, you can get these at Super 8 Motels.

Order your own "HAMMERTIME" stencil at www.HammertimeStencils.com

The Chinese language has been updated to more graphically depict words. Fun!!

You can tell this ACE Hardware is urban because it's "intown."

Makes reading with your lover enjoyable again!

The tragic part comes when you wash the words off, and you can't remember which side is which.

I don't know why Jesus say these types of things, but it's beginning to upset the children.

Keep off the women, you friggin' perverts! You're confusing them!

I don't get it. Is it free to enter, and $5 to leave? WTF?

The lengths they go with guerilla marketing these days…

This blow job kit is a must-have for every single gal!

I've noticed this sign before…

Only one of many recently-inspired Michael Richards shirts

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.

Makes a great snack, morning noon and night.

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!