Dope perspective! *Rubs eyes*

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.

Durex has an amazing ability to make simple, to-the-point, yet hilarious ads. We love them. (the condoms, too!)

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

"THE HACK13ST PLAC3 0N 3ARTH" could have actually been made a little more h4x0r-y. Just sayin'.

An executive at Fox has a Hummer with the actual license plate "7 MPG" – now that's pride in wastefulness!

A German ad company placed this "goatse"-eque ad over a pedestrian tunnel, because you shouldn't have to crawl up your boss' bum for a good job. Eww.

Made especially for three-legged men.

This is a real ad in Albuquerque.

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

I guess the Vagina Monologues came to this town. Still weird.

Here's a preview of the DVD packaging for Borat! Looks likes it's straight off the black market!

It's a message people need to know about.

Oh, the irony!

Shoot first, and ask you if you want to join the Jehovah's Witnesses later.