Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.

Not the first time, probably not the last.

Oh, please, like you haven't seen these a thousand times before!

Made especially for three-legged men.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

I will certainly follow HER yellow brick road! …what?

"Lettice" help you take off your bikini, madam!

Oh, those clever boob-lovers! What will they think up next??

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

I love the XXX-Games. I'm a pro-BMXXXer. Hee hee.

Petra Nem-cova your nips, girl!