Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.

Ol' girl is at it again with her sloppy partying ways! But... what a tease!

Carmen just loves getting down to her skivvies for her fans!

Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!

More of Paris' old photos and documents are surfacing... why would she have a photo of her tampon string? Why not?

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

Natalie Portman's sheer dress can't protect her nips from the power of the force... of flashbulbs!

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

Durex has an amazing ability to make simple, to-the-point, yet hilarious ads. We love them. (the condoms, too!)

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

The best part of the boob is the underboob. Thanks for illustrating that for us, Heather.

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!