What a clever photoshoot! A girl as useless as a Barbie, poses as a doll!

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

Posh Spice stands over an American flag as the Spice Girls reunite.

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

Apparently they are too big for their own good! How nice!

The question all women ask: do these pasties make me look fat?

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

G ahead and take your shirt off, Jess... we aren't looking.

Jessica Biel posed in a bikini at the beach for GQ magazine. I like!

At least we know Lindsay wears underwear!

For some reason I don't think this is part of her normal dressing routine. Or maybe it is!

I'm now convinced that Britney's 999% unsure as to how embarrassing paparazzi photos of her get released.

A nice pearl necklace would really finish this piece off, and me as well. Oh my!

She's one step ahead, dressed ready for the Honeymoon!

Rumor has it that she has a deal with a paparazzi company, and she's doing this sh!t for ca$h. Figures.

Her underwear should just come with camera cross-hairs on the crotch.

...When skank clothes just don't say enough...