Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.

Spongeboobs, what more do you want? What you don't see here is that her Reh Reh is painted like Patrick, that starfish thing.

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Cindy Crawford still has it going on for such an old woman. Sunbathing on a yacht with some friends, she decided to let everything hang out!

Well we know where the *peel* is, where's the rest of the banana??

Sit down on my lap, sweetie, and we'll talk about whatever pops up. Too late!

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

Paulina is Latina, which means she's got a booty, loves to shake it, and nobody complains.

China's got back! In the world's largest bathroom!

Kim Kardashian has an amazing fat ass. I just had to post this photo.