If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

And the internet responds to the bailout.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

Presidents get all the chicks.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!

The 43rd President wants Africa to just fuggetaboutit.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?