Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

Crowds are good for many things. Free titty grabs are one of those things.

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.

Nobody tells Adrian where to perch, stupid sign pushers.

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.