If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

...unless you want your ass to be poked.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

We're pretty sure this is an illegal move.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.

It's good to be one.

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

If the Simpsons are too clean-looking for you, just imagine what they'd look like if some Mountani Dew-addled Japanese artist drew them!

Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.

These are real titles of the History Channel's "Modern Marvels" series. Everyone knows cavemen had no "sticky stuff".

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!