This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

Well, at least she's wearing underwear.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Rumor has it that she has a deal with a paparazzi company, and she's doing this sh!t for ca$h. Figures.

Her underwear should just come with camera cross-hairs on the crotch.

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!