She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

This was my Halloween costume this year, but my banana was bigger.

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

The good news is, he's sponsored by Visine!

Some men have extremely tall hair. We salute them!

Would you like some porn with your Big Mac?

I know Japanese people are weird, but...

Somebody can't hold their peepee. We'll let you guess which one.

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.

The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.

Ah, so that's the secret sauce on those McRibs!

How else did you think animal crackers were made?

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.

They're not the Adam's Family, not the Munsters, and not even the Brady Bunch. They are the Weird Family! Weird!

We want to know WHO did this girl's hair. Fantasic Sams and Boricks is so not doing it for us anymore.

Funny looking people are the happiest people on earth.