That baby's head is bigger than Kanye and 50 Cent's egos combined!

Another odd product from the people who are obsessed with farts, the Japanese. Maybe they should get busy on making the PS3 less crappy instead.

The Alien vs. Predator sequel is going to totally suck. Alien has turned into a wussy vegetarian salad.

This has to be the best invention in the field of ergonomics that we have seen so far. Do they have a his and hers?

Russia is saying these dolls were imported from China to confuse the sexual identity of Russian's youth. On a side note, all of Russia came out of the closet today.

Spider Lamb is currently away right now, but if you leave a message he will rush to your resuce when he has the time. SPIDER LAMB!

Yo, dis tricked-out whip is gonna reap in da booty like they're AOL discs in yo' mailbox, son!

Worst Hood Ornament Ever!

This guy's guardian angel must have been riding shotgun – because he got REALLY lucky!!

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

These two yogis are in some sort of bizarre inter-twined position that seems gayer than Al Reynolds.

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

Thank God this guy took the time to make his custom rims beautiful. Now that's some fine airbrushing!

These "prototype" shoes are made to look like high-heeled snorkling flippers – but they're really just art pieces!

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

China's got back! In the world's largest bathroom!

Froot Loops now have straws made of cereal to suck up your leftover milk! No more looking like a slob, drinking from the bowl.

It's like he's listening to your butt's inner thoughts, and they're saying "more Kosher dills."

This rare breed of dog has two mutant genes that lead to freakishly large muscle development. This may or may not foreshadow the downfall of humankind.