On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

S&M cage with penis opening? I have no idea… I just grab the pictures.

Some people scar themselves, DELIBERATELY to create patterns from the keloids. Yeah… no thanks.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

What about fire crotches? They don't deserve beautiful pubic hair clothing?

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!

If you haven’t noticed the HUGE difference between the rich and the poor, maybe this will help remind you.