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Perez Hilton Should Die

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Apr 4 2008

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.


 
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Perez Hilton Should Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 4 2008

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.




 
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The Perez Hilton Show

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 22 2007

Perez has all the gossip and celebrity vagina photos you could desire! Watch his adventures!




 
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Perez Hilton vs Beeker

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 22 2009

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?




 
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Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey Perez Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 16 2007

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.




 
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Perez Hiltons Britney Impression

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 23 2007

Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.




 
 
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Hayden Panettieres Vibrator

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 3 2007

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.




 
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WYR Die Hard

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

Live Free or Die Hard? It’s the movie title that’s already a who’d you rather.




 
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When Will You Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 20 2003

Don't be a wuss. See when you're going to die by taking this test.




 
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Ben Stillers Die Hard 12

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2007

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.




 
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Were All Gonna Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 24 2004

The following stupid movie questions involve old people who are about to die (that means you, grandma!).




 
 
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Dumb Ways To Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2012

Here at LG we love dark subject matter packages in bright shiny child-like cartoons. Apparently so do the people over at the Australian Metro who put together this PSA type ad.




 
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Please Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 2 2007

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!




 
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Paris Hilton Interviews Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 17 2006

LG has scored an exclusive interview with Paris Hilton. In the video she interviews none other than – PARIS HILTON! She’d make Barbara Walters proud.




 
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As it should be

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 13 2007

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!




 
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Nicky Hilton Shows Her Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 21 2007

Slutty, slutty, forgotten Hilton.




 
 
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Paris Hilton Car Wash

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.




 
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Sienna Miller Gets Hosed

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2008

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.




 
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Paris Hilton Yellow Pages

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.




 
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How Paris Hilton Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2003

Paris Hilton is the world’s most famous non-celebrity amateur porn star. She is beautiful, rich and gorgeously anorexic. How Paris Hilton are you?




 
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Paris Hilton Sex Tape

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2006

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.




 
 
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Saint Hilton of Malibu

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 20 2007

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.




 
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Celebrity ButtPlug Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2007

The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!




 
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Why Men Should Love Ballet

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 21 2006

Uhhhhhhh… Where do we sign up???




 
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Reporters Should Stay Off Sleds

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 4 2011

And this is exactly why.




 
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Vincent Gallo Films Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2006

Director Vincent Gallo put Paris Hilton in a microwave and all he got was this stinkin' video.