Ummmmmm, don't run with your head turned backwards. Especially when there are objects coming down. Objects that you just made raise up and then come down.
Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!
Sigh...a series of unfortunate (and hilarious!) incidents. Wonder what she did to make her car hate her so much?!
...couldn't find his way outside/ he stumbled, he fell, and he exposed himself/ Santa please zip up your fly!