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Paris is STILL Driving

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
May 9 2007

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!


 
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Paris is STILL Driving

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2007

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!




 
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Jennifer Connelly Is Still Gawkable

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 24 2009

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.




 
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Is Anna Nicole Still Dead

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2007

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."




 
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Hey Everyone Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 26 2009

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.




 
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Paris is an Alien

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

Paris Hilton donned this ensemble willingly. Shudder.




 
 
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Paris is Free

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2007

Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.




 
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Bridget Is Still A Playboy Model

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 24 2009

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.




 
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Paris is High

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 30 2007

More from the Paris Exposed files! It's official: she's totally baked!




 
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Paris is Wasted

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 2 2007

Here's a surprise: Paris Hilton likes to get trashed with friends. And then she likes to take pictures of herself.




 
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Helen Mirren Is Still Completely Bangable

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2008

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.




 
 
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15 Inch Waist Is Still Fat

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2007

Spurred on by Victorian Era design, this woman has been wearing a corset for 23 years. Her waist is the width of a CD and an inspiration to many.




 
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Paris is Fila ing Good

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 15 2008

Paris Hilton is modeling for Fila, their first major endorsement since Grant Hill in 1995. She looks as confused as us.




 
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Obama Girl Is Still Hot Post Election

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 14 2008

Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.




 
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The Damn this is some sht CAT FIGHT

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 26 2012

Sometimes, while trolling the internet for videos, we here at LG come across a gem like this. Nothing like a good old, middle of the street, thong in the air, cat fight complete with stellar impromptu commentary to welcome you back to the work week! "My hair is still in my hair, and what?"?! Enjoy!




 
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Paris is Gross

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 25 2007

…And here's a diagrammed image to prove it!




 
 
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Basic Rule of Driving

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 8 2011

Take off the hand brake before accelerating.




 
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Paris is Screwed HA HA

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 8 2007

Even a carton bully laughs at you, Paris.




 
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Paris Got Pulled Over

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 28 2007

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!




 
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Paris is a 7th Grader

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 26 2007

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.




 
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Paris Hiltons Body Is Sick

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 11 2009

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.




 
 
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Paris Is Starving For Nachos

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 11 2005

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.




 
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Paris Hooking Up with Paris

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2007

While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!




 
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Paris Cried All the Way Home

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 28 2007

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!




 
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PARIS goes to PRISON

By: LG Staff
Date: May 4 2007

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!




 
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Pariss License is Suspended

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 28 2007

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded! Anyone think she looks like an old hag??